30Mar09

He had b een sitting next to her at the dinner table for the last hour and was deeply admiring her beautiful arms and shoulders.
"Do you know," she said suddenly, "I've been in misery for a week. Sometimes I could almost scream with pain!"
"Why, what's the matter?" he exclaimed sympathetically.
"I was vaccinated last week and it has taken dreadfully."
His eyes fell and his gaze was curious. But he saw no scar. "Why, where were you vaccinated?" he asked impetuously.
She raised her eyebrows and smiled sweetly. "In New York."



A Berlin faster claims to have gone forty-four days without food. It is our opinion that he should have either given his order to another waiter, or tried a different restaurant.