27Mar09

"Yes," said the boastful young man, "my family can trace its ancestry back to William the Conqueror."
"I suppose," remarked his friend, "you'll be telling us that your ancestors were in the Ark with Noah?"
"Certainly not," said the other. "My people had a boat of their own."



When a man's wife doesn't come home he begins to wonder what has happened to her. When a woman's husband doesn't come home, she begins to wonder who the hussy is.