18Mar09

Here are a few Famous Last Words:

"Gimme a match,I think my gas tank is empty."
"Gosh, wife, these biscuits are tough."
"Let's see if it's loaded."
"You can make it easy, that train isn't coming fast."
"What, your mother going to stay another month?"
"Lemme have that bottle, I'll try it."
"Sure I was out with your wife, what about it?"
"Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"
"I you knew anything you wouldn't be a traffic cop."
"Y-e-s, dear, I l-o-s-t m-y p-a-y g-a-m-b-l-i-n-g."
"Just watch me dive from that bridge."
"Step on her boy, we're only going seventy-five."


A movie actress has just remarried her first husband. It must have been his turn again.