01Mar09

Adam and Eve were naming the animals of the earth when along came a rhinoceros.
Adam---"What shall we call this one?"
Eve---"Let's call it a rhinoceros."
Adam---"Why?"
Eve---"Well, because it looks more like a rhinoceros than anything we've named yet."



Many a man who in his time has cast sheep's eyes at a pretty girl, has afterwards had the wool pulled over them.