26Mar09

A census clerk, in scanning over the form to see if it had been properly filled up, noticed the figures 120 and 112 under the headings, "Age of Father, if living," and "Age of Mother if living."
"But your parents were never so old, were they?" asked the astonished clerk.
"No," was the reply, "but they would have been, if living."



Married couples have fewer arguments in winter than in summer. This is because a lot of husbands wear earmuffs in the winter.