26Aug08

"Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see: legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Emlpire State Building?" asked the life of the party.

Everybody racked his brains during a period of deep silence, and racked in vain. Finally, they gave it up and demanded the solution.

"The answer," he said, "is a wooden hourse. It has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk."

"Yes," the company agreed. "But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?"

"The Empire State Building," the humorist explained, "can't jump."****

I respect the institution of marriage-I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man--Disraeli