Aunt--"Can you explain radio to me, Arthur?"

Arthur--"Well, if you had a very long dog, reaching from New York to Chicago, and you trod on its tail in New York, it would bark in Chicago. That's telegraphy; and radio is precisely the same only without the dog."

Love in France is a comedy; in England a tragedy; in Italy an opera seria; and in Germany a melodrama.---Marguerite Blessington