27Feb09

"Hello!" exclaimed Jenkins, as he met his friend Jones. "You're looking a bit off color. Anything wrong?"
"I'm afraid there is," replied Jones. "I've had to give up drinking, smoking, and gambling."
"Well, I must say that's all to your credit," commended Jenkins.
"Oh, no, it isn't!" snapped Jones, "It's due to my lack of credit."



For most of us, life is what we make it, but for the pedestrian, it's if he makes it.