23Feb09

Two men, who were visiting a Museum, were seen standing in front of an Egyptian mummy, ever which hung a placard bearing the inscription: "B.C. 1187."
Both visitors were much mystified thereby.
"What do you make of that, Jim?"
"Well," said Jim, "I dunno; but maybe it was the number of the motor-car that killed him."



"The play ended, happily." recently wrote a local critic. What a difference a comma can make!