03Feb09

"No, Nora," Granpa Burns nodded sadly, "girls are not the same nowadays, unfortunately." His granddaughter smiled. She had heard this so many times. "No," went on the old man "you never see a girl blush nowadays. Wen I was a young man it was different."
"Oh, grandad!" exclaimed the girl, "What ever did you say to them?"



Immigrants often weep when they first see the Statue of Liberty: native Americans sometimes go into hysterics.