21Feb09

"Have you seen my dog this morning, Mr. Smith?"
"Seen him! I should think I have. He came in here, stole a leg of pork, bit me in the foot, then tripped a customer into a crate of eggs."
"Did he really? Well, I wonder if you would mind putting this 'Lost' notice in your window?"



Always borrow from a pessimist--he never expects it back anyhow.