01Feb09

"I've got a pretty distasteful job before me," remarked the genealogist. "Mrs. Newrich employed me to look up her family-tree, and I've got to inform her that one of her relatives was electrocuted."
"Why worry about that?" said his friend. "Just write that the man in question occupied the chair of applied electricity at one of our public institutions."



There are two kinds of fishermen; those who fish for sport and those who catch something.