23May09

"So you and your neighbor are not on speaking terms?"
"No, My neighbor sent me a can of oil to use on my lawn mower when I started to cut the grass at six in the morning."
"And what did you do?"
"I sent it back and told him to use it on his wife when she started singing at eleven at night."



Quote for the day:
What makes the happy ending of some movies is the mere fact that they have ended.