02May09

A wag asked his friend, "How many knaves do you suppose live in this street besides yourself?"
"Besides myself!" replied the other. "Do you mean to insult me?"
"Well, then," said the first, "how many do you reckon including yourself?"



An emminent scientist announces that man does his best work at fifty, and we'll bet hi's the same one that announced about ten years ago that he does it at forty.