21May09

A local citizen was walking down town one morning when a stranger addressed him: "Do you know where the post office is?"
"Yes," answered the citizen, affably, and walked on without further reply. After proceeding for about ten steps he looked back, and inquired in his turn, "Why? Did you want to know?"
"No," replied the stranger, with great earnestness, and then the account having been balanced, the two walked away in opposite directions.



Quote for the day:
Pity the poor movie queen-she never knows where her next husband is coming from.