04May09

Two young men wered in earnest conversation on matters fegarding the fair sex.
"How could you be so deceitful as to tell Miss Woodly she was pretty?" asked Clarence.
"I wasn't deceitful at all," replied Charles.
"But my dear man," said Clarence, "you don't mean to say you think she is actually pretty?"
"Of course not," replied his companion. "What I told her was that she was as pretty as she could be."



A farmer is a man who makes his money on the farm and spends it in town. An agriculturist is a man who makes him money in town and spends it on the farm.