26Jan09

A Boston spinster was shocked at the language used by workmen repairing telephone wires near her home, so she wrote to the Telephone Company. The manager immediately asked the foreman on the job to make a report and here's what the foreman said:
"Me and Spike Williams were on this job. I was up the pole and accidentally let the hot lead fall on Spike-and it went down his neck. Then Spike looked up at me and said: "Really, Harry, you must be more careful.'"



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