15Jan09

A well-known speaker lectured to she members of a literary society, and at the end of his address the secretary approached him with a check. This he politely refused, saying that it might be devoted to some charitable purpose.
"Would you mind," asked the secretary, "if we add it to our special fund?"
"Not at all." said the speaker. "What is the special fund for?"
"To enable us to get better lecturers next year."



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