20Jan09

A tourist was enjoying the wonders of California as pointed out by a native.
"What beautiful grapefruit," he said, as they passed through a grove of citrus-trees.
"Oh, those lemons are a bit small owing to a comparatively bad season," explained the Californian.
"What are those enormous blossoms?" questioned the tourist a little bit farther on.
"Just a patch of dandelions," answered the guide.
Presently they reached the Sacramento River.
"Ah," said the tourist, "some one's radiator is leaking."



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