09Jan09

"Jack hasn't come home. Am worried. Is he spending the night with you?" wired Smith's wife to five of his lodge brothers.
Soon after the husband arrived home, and before long a messenger boy came in with five replies to the wires his wife had sent. They all read:
"Yes, Jack is spending the night with me."



Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.