22sep06

A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it!!!!

Sambo, a Sourthern darky, married Liza. In about two weeks he came to the reverend gentleman who had tied the knot, looking as if he had lost his last friend in the world.
"Whats's the matter, Sambo; aren't you happy?" the preacher inquired.
"No, suh, pahson. Ah wants a divorce."
"I'm sorry to hear that, Sambo, but you must remember that you took Liza for better or worse."
"Ah knows dat, pahson, but she's wuss dan ah took her fo',"


Quote for the day:

They stood before the altar and supplied
The fire themselves in which their fat was fried.----Ambrose Bierce