14sep06

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long!!!

The sleight-of-hand performance was not going very well.
"Can't any lady or gentleman lend me an egg?" asked the conjuror, coming down to the footlights.
"If we'd had one," shouted a man in the audience, "you'd have it before this."


Quote for the day:

Have we eaten on the insane root
That takes the reason prisoner?---Shakespeare