04sep06

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man!!!

The President of the local gasoline company was making a stirring address.
"Think of the good the gas-company has done," he cried. "If I were permitted a pun I should say, 'Honor the Light Brigade.' "
And a customer immediately shouted, "Oh, what a charge they made!"


Quote for the day:

To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet,
To smooth the ice, or add another hue
Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish,
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.---Shakespeare