07sep06

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind!!!

The patient was convalescing after an operation for appendicitis. His friend asked him how he was getting along.
"Pretty well," was the answer. "After my first operation, they had to cut me open again. It seems the surgeon had left a sponge in me and they had to get that out."
"But you got over it all right?"
"Oh, yes, only I had another opeation yesterday. They found a scalpel which had been sewed up in me by mistake."
"Surely you're all right now, though," the friend said encouragingly.
But the patient suffered a severe relapse, for just then the doctor hurried through the ward saying: "Has anyone seen my hat around here? I left it somewhere yesterday."


Quote for the day:

When people's ill, they becomes in I,
I physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em;
Sometimes they live, sometimes they die.
What's that to I? I lets 'em.---Dr. JC Lettsom