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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befall him!!

Maid (to spring-cleaning mistress)---"There are half a dozen men down-stairs with vacuum cleaners. They say they have appointments to give demonstrations."
Mistress---"Yes, I sent for them. Put them in different rooms and tell them to get busy."


Quote for the day:
.....the Romantic Hero was no longer the knight, the wandering poet, the cowpuncher, the aviator, nor the brave young district attorney, but the great sales-manager, who had an Analysis of Merchandising Problems on his glass-topped desk, whose title of nobility was "go-getter,"...---Sinclair Lewis