22aug06

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship!!!

Daughter---(having just received a beautiful set of mink skins from her father)--"What I don't see is how such wonderful furs can come from such a low, sneaking, little beast."
Father---"I don't ask for thanks, dear, but I really insist on respect."


Quote for the day:

But when we play the fool, how wide
The theatre expands! beside,
How long the audience sits before us!
How many prompters! what a chorus!----Landor