21aug06

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes!!!

"Daddy, who was Hamlet?"
"Bring me the Bible, you ignoramus, and I'll show you who he was."


Quote for the day:

Good frend for Jesvs sake forbeare,
To digg the dust encloased heare.
Bles be ye man yt spares thes stones.
And curst be he yt moves my bones--Epitaph on Shakespeare's tombstone in Stratford