31aug06

The toughest part about being on a diet is shutting up about it!!!

Agent---"Don't you wish your office furnishings insured against theft?"
Boss---"Yes, all except the clock. Everybody watches that."


Quote for the day:

Alas! how swift the moments fly!
How flash the years along!
Scarce here, yet gone already by,
The burden of a song.
See childhood, youth, and manhood pass,
And age with furrowed brow:
Time was-Time shall be-drain the glass-
But where in Time is now?---John Quincy Adams