05Sep09

First Man (in art museum)---"Hello! Here's the Mona Lisa."
Second Man---"Aw, cone on! That dame's smile reminds me of my wife's when she thinks I'm lying."

1905, Unveiling of the painting "Les Grandes Baigneuses" (The Bathers) by Cezanne

1940, Raquel Welch is born.

1960, Leopold Sedar Senghor elected president of Senegal.

1995, The French resume nuclear testing in South Pacific.

Quote for the day:
Love makes a man think almost as much of a girl as he thinks of himself.