20Jun09

A newly-married couple were entertaining and among the guests was one whose conduct was rather flippant. At supper he held up on his fork a piece of meat which had been served him, and in a vein of intended humor, remarked, "Is this pig?"
"To which end of the fork do you refer?" asked a quiet-looking man sitting at the other end of the table.



Quote for the day:
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them.