08Jun09

Fire Chief (putting recruit throug his paces)---"We have only one fire engine. Now, suppose we are called away to a fire and you are left in charge of the station. Another fire breaks out several miles away. What would you do about the second fire?"
Recruit---"I'd endeavor to keep it alight, sir, until you got back."



Quote for the day:
A member of a jazz orchestra recently went back to his job in a boiler factory. Possibly the poor fellow couldn't stand the noise.