06Jun09

"You're what is called a self-made man?"
"Yes, I suppose I am."
"Your wife and daughters must be proud of you."
"They're about as proud of me as they would be of a home-made dress."



Quote for the day:
It has been asked why more Americans do not own hippopotamuses. It probably is because none of the installment stores have thought about selling hippopotamuses at a dollar down and a dollar a week thereafter.