26Apr09

"Yes," sid the cheerful one, telling of a harrowing experience, "we had sreached the place where we had eaten the last dog."
"It must have been terrible!" exclaimed the fair listener.
"It was," he said; "they didn't even have mustard to put on it, and it was at least twenty miles to the next stand."



One thing the discovery of the North Pole proved is that there's no one sitting on top of the world.