09Apr09

Mr. Brown was sitting down to breakfast one morning when he was astounded to see in the paper an announcement of his death. He rang up his frien Smith.
"Hello, Smith," he said, "have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?"
"Er-yes," replied Smith, "where are you talking from?"



Did you hear about the Scotchman who stood and snapped his fingers on the Fourth of July?