14Apr09

A gentleman feeling a bit fed up with life decided to commit suicide by hanging himself. A friend came into the room and discovered him standing with a rope round his waist, and he inquired wht he was trying to do. The gentleman told him he was taking his own life.
"But," said hes friend, "why have you the rope round your waist?"
"Well," said the man, "when I tied it round my neck it was choking me."



Artist's Model: "I don't feel in the nude for work, somehow."