22Oct10

A customer sat down at a table in a smart restaurant and tied a napkin around his neck. The scandalized manager called a waiter and instructed him, Try to make him understand, as tactfully as possible, that that's not done.
Said the thoughtful waiter to the customer: Pardon me, sir. Shave or haircut, sir?"


Furbelow means a vacation for soldiers.


Today is my birthdate "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME"