17Oct10
Hotel Clerk---I hope you enjoyed your stay with us, sir.
Departing Guest---Well, the bed was too hard, the price too high, the food was lousy, the service slow, there's too much noise, but, by god, I certainly enjoyed your ice water.


The desk clerk received a call from one of the hotel's guests, an old maid, who complained, There's a man across the court taking a shower and he's got the blinds up.
The house detective was sent to the woman's room to investigate. He looked out her window and then said, I can't see a man over there.
You can't? replied the old maid. Get up on that trunk and look again