30Dec08

A gold-digger had died and all her worldly possessions, including a parrot, were being auctioned off.
"What am I offered for this beautiful bird?" said the auctioneer.
"One bean," bid a bystander.
"Two bucks," roared another.
"Make it five, Daddy," croaked the parrot,"an I'll give you a kiss."



Many a man stays home nights because he has the house to himself.