11Dec08

A lecturer who was speaking on the drink question. "Now, supposing I had a pail of water and a pail of beer on this platform, and then brought on a donkey; which of the two whould he take?"
"He'd take the water," came a voice from the gallery.
"And why should he take the water?" asked the lecturer.
"Because he's an ass," came the reply.



Many of the girls of the younger set aren't as black as they are painted, or even as pink.