15Nov08

On a rainy day recently a lady in a mink coat got on a Madison Avenue bus. "I don't suppose I've ridden on a bus in two years," she said to the conductor, a gloomy fellow, as she paid her fare. "I ride in my own car," she explained.
"You don't know how we've missed you," the conductor said.



Noise proves nothin. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid---Mark Twain