07Nov08

The quack was selling an elixir which he declared would make men live to a great age.
"Look at me," he shouted. "Hale and hearty, I'm over 300 years old."
"Is he really as old as that?" asked a listener of the youthful assistant.
"I can't say," replied the assistant. "I've only worked for him for 100 years."



A pessimist? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it---George Bernard Shaw