19Sep08

A man who stuttered was asked why he did so.

"It's my p-p-p-p-peculiarity," he answered. "Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-peculiarity."

"I don't have any," said the questioner.

"Don't y-y-y-you s-s-stir c-c-c-coffee with your r-r-r-right hand?"

"Yes, of course."

"Th-that's your p-p-p-peculiarity. Most p-p-p-people use a s-s-s-s-poon!"

Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love----Remy de Gourmont