07Sep08

Wilson---"Col. Becker says it's his rule 'Never to take a drink when you feel as if you need one'; and old Browning says 'Never take a drink except when you need one.' Now what is a fellow going to do?"

Manson---"Follow both rules, and you'll be all right."

When a man is at the racetrack he roars longer and louder over the twenty five cents he loses through the hole in the bottom of his pocket than he does over the $25 he loses through the hole in the top of his pocket.---William Barclay Masterson