Tuesday, June 7


05Jun11

A man hurried into a quick lunch restaurant and said: “Give me a ham sandwich.”
“Yes, sir,” said the waiter, reaching for the sandwich; “will you eat it or take it with you?”
“Both,” was the unexpected but obvious reply.

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On this day in 1947, Marshall plan to restore a war-decimated Europe comes into effect.
1963. Alexander Douglas-Home becomes British Prime Minister.
1975. Start of civil war in Lebanon.

To a recently arrived immigrant the processes of law and order were baffling. He had the misfortune to be arrested for peddling without a license. Now he stood before the bar of justice with three young ladies arrested for soliciting. When the first young lady gave her profession as “actress” the judge sentenced her to thirty days in the workhouse. When the second said she was a “model” she drew a sixty-day sentence. “And what do you do for a living?” the judge fired at the third girl.
“To tell you the truth, your honor,” she answered. “I’m a prostitute.”
Taken aback by this burst of frankness the judge said, “Honesty has become such a rare commodity in these parts that for telling the truth I’m suspending sentence. You are free to go.” Then he turned to the peddler, his face hardened. “And what do you do for a living?”
“To tell you the truth, judge,” he replied, “I’m a prostitute also.”

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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

In the early part of the year 1865, when Joe Johnson had reached
Raleigh with his army, fears were entertained lest he might
suddenly join Lee, and the two crush Grant. The Congressman
then representing the Springfield Ill. district called upon
President Lincoln, when the following conversation ensued:
CONGRESSMAN-"They are becoming anxious, some of them in the House,
about the situation. Have you received anything later? Aren't
you afraid Grant is making a mistake in not moving?"
THE PRESIDENT- "Do you remember that Baptist revival in Springfield,
in such a year?"
CONGRESSMAN- "I do not recall it."
THE PRESIDENT- "Well, Bill, a hardened sinner, was converted.
Upon an appointed day the minister baptized the converts in a
small stream. After Bill had been plunged under once, he asked
the preacher to baptize him again; the latter replied it was
unnecessary. Bill, however, urged the matter, and he was
accordingly put under for the second time. As he came up, he again
asked, as a particular favor, that he might be baptized just
once more. The minister, a little angered, answered that he
had already been under once more than the other converts. Still
Bill pleaded, and the preacher put him under for the third time.
As Bill came up puffing and blowing, he shook the water from his
hair and exclaimed: "There! I'll be blowed if the devil can get
hold of me now.'" The President continued, "General Grant is
very much like Bill. He is determined on making sure of the thing,
and will not move until he has."

Sunday, June 5


04Jun11

He had been trying to secure the attention of a waiter for ten minutes, but at last got up from his chair and going to the cashier’s desk, demanded to see the manager.
“What for?” asked the girl.
“I’ve got a complaint.”
“Complaint?” retorted the girl, haughtily. “This is a restaurant, not a hospital.”


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On this day in 1923, Autosuggestion takes the US by storm, French psychologist Emile Coue arrives to promote his self-suggestion method, in which confidence and motivation are said to be boosted by repeating the phrase. “Day by day in every way I am getting better and better.” Institutes are founded to teach Coue’s principles.

In 1944 Rome surrenders to the Allies.
In 1989 Imam Ruholla Khomeini dies at 89.

Ah Saturday!! What would the week be without the weekend.~~So what subject to tackle today??
All over the news everyone is talking about the economic problems of this country and the big unemployment that has everyone wondering about. But my wife told me that If I started talking about this subject I would probably bore everyone to death and I wouldn’t want everyone falling asleep on their desktop. So let'’ take up something that is not funny. Banks!!
There’s an old joke here in Texas about a wealthy Texas oilman who cashed a huge personal check which came back from the bank with ‘INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.” Stamped across it’s face. Beneath the stamped words was the handwritten notation. “Not you….us.”
In this country there are good banks and bad banks!! I have had some bad experiences with certain banks whom I will not identify. There was this bank that I used to bank with that was terrible. The personnel that replaced the bank that they had just bought out or merged with replaced all the people too. And the customer service went from great to horrendous. At that time I was purchasing US Savings bonds every payday and after standing in line for what seemed an eternity, In addition to the deposit I gave them the money for the bond which they wrote out a form showing that I had purchased a bond and the amount that I had paid for it.
At that time it generally took the government about six weeks to process a bond request and I would receive my bond in the mail in that time frame.
I was getting paid bi-weekly from my job and generally I would receive a bond from the government every other payday. Then all of a sudden the bonds stopped. So I called the bank and they told me that they had been processed. So I called the treasury department and they told me to write a letter of complaint to my congressman to get an inquiry started. I did that and at the time I didn’t reflect on the fact that I was getting into a process that began to look like whose chasing who in the government. I just wanted my bonds or the money back I didn’t care which.
The first letter back from the congressman was that according to the treasury department all the requests from the bank had been processed and that I had no bonds coming whereupon I sent the forms in that I had not received back to the congressman to send back to the treasury department where upon the treasury department replied six weeks later that the bank had made a mistake and that they had not submitted the forms for processing.
Needless to say I stopped doing business with that bank and I got the bonds a few weeks later which I was rather angry about because of the interest I had lost in the process. For those in the know bonds have a really low interest rate but they are considered a very safe investment therefore the rate is low.
I reflected on all the time and the people involved.
I am really sure that the congressman has really more important things to do than chase down some bank error and I am sure the treasury department has a bigger problem than mine to worry about, but in retrospect after the meltdown of the economy and the roles of banks involved in it I am not surprised of all the rip off schemes they have initiated in the last few years. The government bails out the economy and the Bank CEO’s rip off the money so they can live high. What a mess!!

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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

When Noah Brooks had carefully explained to President Lincoln
how a California politician had unwittingly been led into speaking
the truth, the President recalled a similar circumstance about
a Negro barber in Illinois, who was a great liar. A crowd
in front of the barber shop stood one evening gazing with
admiration at the planet Jupiter. "Sho," said the barber,
"I've seen that star before. I seen him 'way down in Georgy."
Said Lincoln: "Like your California friend, he told the truth,
but thought he was lying."

Saturday, June 4


03Jun11

After placing an order for a Swiss cheese sandwich, the customer changed his mind. “Would it be possible to change his order to an American cheese sandwich” he asked.
“Naturalize that Swiss, “ called the counterman to the cook.


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On this day in 1924 Czech novelist and short story writer Franz Kafka dies in obscurity in Austria., In 1963, Pope John XXIII dies. He is replaced by Paul VI.

James Arness died today~~He was an actor who played Marshall Dillon on Gunsmoke~~An American television western. The old west~~what a joke the movies have made of this period of time in American history.

I have delved into this period of American history with some fascination. This period is usually referred to as the Manifest Destiny period of the United States when everybody was moving west toward California from the Eastern seaboard. It was a hard fought piece of land that the people of the United States struggled to settle against the Indians, adverse weather and other conditions with no real hope of surviving without fortitude and effort. It basically was an individuals hope to make anything out of his endeavors across this frontier. There were cattlemen and frontiersmen trying to tame this vast expanse of real estate. Frontier towns sprang up around forts and gold rushes and any place else where there was an expectation of having water and ways of making housing and food without interruption. Wagon trains were formed to get settlers from seats of civilizations in the midwestern united states to points west, where one might be able to build a homestead and raise a family. So much for the actual facts of this movement now to the advent of the movie industry in the early 1900’s and their portrayal of what individuals did during this time period d.




Movieland has made this piece of history a big fantasy world of cowboys and gunfighters and railroadmen and outlaws and saloons and bank robberies and cattle barons and whatever the imagination can put together for a good show that one will sit through. And I am a big fan of all this stuff but when I reflect on some of the stuff that I see on the screen and what actually happened in real life I really get a chuckle out of some of it. I have researched some of the stuff about some of the good guys and bad guys of that period which can readily be found in bookstores and the internet.
Hereafter is the truth as far as I can find out about what each individual actually did. No plot just living in a dangerous time.


Consider Wild Bill Hickok. Students of this period generally agree that Wild Bill got a cut in the sporting houses in Abilene Kansas, while he was a town marshal there. How else could he have gambled heavily, drunk the best whiskey the town afforded and dressed in such fancy style? Certainly not on the fifty dollars or so a month the town council paid him.
Hickok was a good man with a gun. In his celebrated duel with Dave Tutt in Springfield, Mo. In 1865, Wild Bill displayed the cool nerve and accurate marksmanship his legion of admirers claim was always his. The shoot out even went off according to fictionalized protocol, to a degree. After an argument each warned the other that the next time they met there’d be powder burned. Hickok killed Tutt at an estimated range of 75 yards the next day: Bill on one side of the town square, Dave on the other. Tutt, tensed and nervous, drew first and got off 4 shots –all misses-Before Bill, steadying his 1860 Army Colt with both hands, fired one shot that drilled Tutt dead center.
Contrast this classic shootout with a later bloody even in Abilene in 1871, when Hickok was marshal there. He got into a fist fight with gambler Phil Coe over Jessie Hazel, a local dancehall girl. Drunk and ugly, Bill was slapping the girl around for making up to Coe, when the powerfully built Texas gambler stepped in and beat up Hickok. If Jessie hadn’t intervened, Phil might have killed the marshal. In any case, Phil sealed his own doom by making a punching bag out of Hickok. Bill sobered up the next day and came around to Coe’s Bull’s Head Saloon to apologize to Phil. The two men shook hands, and Phil figured that was an end to the to the quarrel. He couldn’t have made a worse guess. Several days later Coe used his six-shooter to kill a vicious dog in the street. Hickok heard the shot and came running, his long hair flying, and demanded to know why Phil had fired. Coe started to explain when Bill drew two derringers and shot Phil in the chest at a range of 6 feet. Coe went down, gasping “Hickok, you bastard!” before a gush of blood from his mouth drowned his voice forever.
Out of the corner of his eye Hickok saw an armed man running toward him from across the street. He dropped the empty derringers, whipped out a sixgun and killed him. Only then did Bill recognize the second victim as Mike Williams, his own deputy who had been stationed at the theater down the street. Mike had heard the shots and was rushing to help Bill. Hickok dropped to his knees, took Williams’ head in his hands and sobbed wildly. “Mike was my friend!” he cried “I never meant to kill him!”
More despicable than this shocking incident was Hickok’s callous murder of a harmless old Sioux chief named Whistler in the fall of 1872, after Whistler had stopped at Hickok’s bufffalo hunter’s camp on the prairie to ask for food. The old chief made the mistake of also asking for coffee after accepting the piece of fried buffalo steak the white men gave him. Bill and partner, Newt Moreland, ignored the chief’s sign. Whistler walked to the pot hanging over the cookfire and made the sign of pouring. Hickok’s insane temper flared; he pulled a sixgun and shot the chief dead. The subchief tried to knock down Bill’s gun hand and was killed by Moreland. Hickok completed the slaughter by shooting down the nephew. The bodies were hidden in a gully west of camp and the killers lit out fast before Whistler’s band discovered the body of their missing chief and came after them.

Then there was Wyatt Earp, practically deified by author Stuart Lake in his book Frontier Marshal and immortalized by actor Hugh O’Brian in a lengthy television series. The truth is that Earp was a pretty shady character who often operated on both sides of the law. Ed Bartholomew, a Texas writer who has made a career of ferreting out the truth about these heroes of the Old West, makes this fact abundantly clear in his thoroughly documented books. (Wyatt Earp, The Untold Story) and (Wyatt Earp, The Man And the Myth) Among other indictments, Bartholomew accuses Earp and his cohorts of murder in the notorious OK Corral gunfight with the McLowerys and Clantons at Tombstone, Arizona. In September 1881. Ed also cites the interesting information that Wyatt was once arrested for horse stealing in Indian Territory.
Earp’s favorite sidearm was the 12 inch barreled Buntline Special presented to him by dime novel writer Ned Buntline. However, despite all the wild claims made about his gun-slinging ability, Earp preferred a double-barreled shotgun stuffed with buckshot when he had to face some hard-case gunman aiming to perforate his hide. The success of this tactic may be judged by the fact that cagey Wyatt died in bed at 83.
Incidentally, Buntline also presented one of his Specials, reputedly made to order for him at the Colt factory to lawmen Bat Masterson and Bill Tilghman in Dodge City in the fall of 1875, on the occasion of his gift to Earp. Each Colt had “NED” carved into its walnut butt and fitted smoothly into a fine handtooled holster. Each was also provided with a demountable stock and buckskin sling. The value of this fancy extra equipment obscure to the flattered recipients until Buntline explained that if a man was caught out on the prairie surrounded by hostile redskins, he could quickly convert his six-shooter into a rifle and make the rascals bite the dust.
Earp Tilghman and Masterson were unconvinced, but of course they promptly accepted the expensive Colts.
Masterson and Tilghman waited until Buntline left town, and then cut the barrels of their Specials down to 8 inches. Earp kept his intact, using it mostly to belt obstreperous drunks over the head with the footlong barrel. The gun was lost in the Yukon in 1901, when Wyatt lent it to a friend whose boat capsized in a storm. Private collectors are believed to acquired Masterson’s and Tilman’s Specials at their deaths in 1921 and 1924 respectively.
The tubercular ex-dentist, Doc Holliday, was another Old West gunfighter who preferred a shotgun to a sixgun when the chips were down. In the over-rated and much-publicized OK Corral fight, Doc packed his shotgun while Wyatt Earp unaccountably stuck to his Colt 45. Doc, who was especially dangerous because he knew he was doomed by “the bug” gave Tom McLowery a double dose of buckshot right in the bread basket as he later described it with his macabre brand of humor. Of the six men killed or wounded that bloody day in Tombstone, all except Tom McLowery were hit by revolver bullets. Significantly, all except Tom managed to get off a shot or two after being hit. Another famous shotgun yarn, probably apocryphal but possibly true, is Wyatt Earp’s melodramatic account of killing the outlaw Curly Bill Brocius at Iron Springs, Arizona Lord knows who Wyatt’s ghost writer was.
Earp’s story (condensed) “ I climbed down off my horse…As I stood there cocking my gun, I looked the nine men(outlaws) over. Every rifle seemed aimed at me. I rather resented that. I wanted to kill Curly Bill, I believed he had been in both plots that had resulted in the wounding of my brother Virgil and the death of my brother Morgan. I felt that if any one of these nine men killed me before I killed Curly Bill, he would rob me of my one chance of vengeance, and I’d never have another. I suddenly seemed to be praying, and my prayer was that I wouldn’t be killed before I killed Curly Bill. So I raised my shotgun to my shoulder and drew a careful bead on Curly Bill. As I sighted at Curly Bill, he was sighting at me. I could see the deep wrinkles about one of his eyes that was squinted shut. His other eye, held down close to his gun, was wide open. I noticed with curious interest that this one eye blazing murderously at me over his rifle barrel, was blacker than I remembered his eyes to have been when I saw him last. Then I pulled both triggers.
Curly Bill threw up his hands. His rifle flew high in the air. He gave a yell that could have been heard a mile as he went down. I saw him no more. Each one of my shot gun shells was loaded with nine buckshot. Both charges struck him full in the breast…My hat, added fearless Wyatt in conclusion, had 5 bullet holes in it, 2 in the crown and 3 in the brim. Bullets had ripped ragged rents up and down the legs of my pants. The bottom of my coat on both sides, where it had been held out by the holsters and the handles of my six-shooters, had been torn into strings and shreds. But, as by a miracle, I had not received a scratch.”

This alleged killing kicked up a storm of controversy around Tombstone. The pro-Earp Epitaph printed an account of Curly Bill’s death, agreeing in all detail with Wyatt’s colorful report. The anti-Earp Nugget ridiculed the story. Interested citizens asked the logical question. If Earp killed Curly Bill, what did he do with the body? Where is it?.

The Nugget offered a $1000 reward for proof that Curly Bill was dead; The Epitaph countered with an offer of $2000 for proof that Curly Bill was alive. It appears no search for the body was ever made, and no evidence ever produced that he had been killed. Wyatt Earp maintained a grim, mysterious silence.

This is just a couple that I have researched but if you are interested in these characters that actually lived you might want to do a little research of your own on Billy the Kid, and John Wesley Hardin. There have been books and books written on the men of this time. But the best sources for reliable and hopefully truthful information is from the old newspaper accounts of their time.

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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

After the battle of Antietam, when McClellan's army lay unaccountably
idle, Lincoln, whith his friend, O.M. Hatch of Illinois,
went to the front. They stood on a hill from which they
could view the vast camp, and Lincoln said:
"Hatch, Hatch, what is all this?"
"Why said Hatch, "that is the Army of the Potomac."
"No, Hatch, no," said Lincoln, "that is General McClellan's bodyguard."

Friday, June 3


02Jun11

“Bill told me to go over to that new restaurant if I wanted some good roast beef.”
“And?”
“It was a bum steer.”





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On this day in 1976, the first reports on the depletion of the ozone layer by aerosols are published. Which brings to mind the old saying: Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Which was originally published in the Hartford Courant in 1890 and the person behind the saying was Charles D. Warner. It’s not who you think it was who said it first!!
I have always rummaged through a book that my wife gave me some years back called Poor Richard’s Almanack. I have often wondered where Benjamin Franklin got his inspiration for all the sayings in it.
I know that some of the inspirational sayings he has in it are most likely from the philosophy that had been handed down from the philosophers of the 15 and 1600’s like Roger Bacon , Augustine of Hippo, Brethius, Anselm and Rene Descartes. But all in all the sayings about practical application of conduct in certain situations is pure observation of what is going on around oneself and pure American in the thought process, for example the following quotes from this book:

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.

Wars bring scars.

Poverty wants some things, luxury many things, avarice all things.

Great spenders are bad lenders.

Here comes the orator, with his flood of words, and his drop of reason. (doesn’t that sound like some politician that you know?)

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a Horse, a Wig, and a Wife.

Good Sense is a Thing all need, few have, and none think they want.

What I usually do is read one of his sayings and try to visualize where he got the idea for it. Most of it is pure eighteenth century observation put into words and it affords me with an insight into the mind set of that day. In a way to me it is kind of refreshing looking into a world that does not exist anymore where they had no communication except word of mouth and the newpapers of the day.

I have rambled on for too long today.

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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

The artist, Frank B. Carpenter, who painted a picture of the Cabinet
assembled to hear the Emancipation Proclamation and witnes the
signature of President Lincoln to this historic document, told the
following story:
One evening the President brought a couple of friends into the
'state dining room' to see my picture. Somethin was said in the
conversation that ensued that 'reminded him of the following
circumstance: 'Judge____,' he said, 'held the strongest ideas of
rigid government and close construction that I ever met. It was
said of him on one occassion that he would hang a man for blowing
his nose in the street, but he would quash the indictment if it
failed to specify which hand he blew it with!

Thursday, June 2


1Jun11



A man went into a restaurant and called for a glass of whisky and water. Having tasted it, he exclaimed:
“What did you put in first, the whisky or the water?”
“The whisky, of course,” the waiter replied.
“Ah, well,” said the man, “perhaps I’ll come to it by and by.


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Another month has come and I am looking out across the lawn which needs mowing again. Lemme see what is June noted for besides D-Day and Father’s day?

On this date in 1921 Oklahoma race riots kill 60 Blacks and 25 Whites, and in 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born. I guess my fascination with history just keeps dragging me back into areas that nobody but myself seems to care about. Especially to events that are not news worthy nowadays.

Talking about the news nowadays there seems to be nothing on it that is worth watching. It’s the same old stuff for all of them. If one station reports something all the stations pick it up and repeat the same stuff. We have a channel here that at the first break of bad weather it decides to stop all programming and goes into a Weather Marathon~You get to watch the storms run from 500 miles west from where we live to 500 miles east of here. And not only do they cancel all the regular programming you get to watch the meterologist say the same thing over and over and over for whatever time it takes the storm to go from the beginning point to just about Louisiana. And I am sure if the station didn’t set the boundaries at the Texas state line he would keep giving regular updates all the way to Georgia. Enough for today.


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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

As commander-in-chief of the army, Lincoln was disposed to treat
his absent without leave cases with leniency.
"If the good Lord has given a man a cowardly pair of legs," he
reasoned, "it is hard to keep them from running away with him."

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Wednesday, June 1


31May11

Waiter—“Yes, sir, we’re very up to date. Everything here is cooked by electricity.”
Diner—“I wonder if you would mind giving this steak another shock?”


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To many, money means a successful life. I do not share in this thought. Just what is the cost of success? Some will say it is just not worth it. To be a successful person one needs to be a leader which brings the cost of this state of being. The price is not cheap. You must be humble, you must be a servant. Late and hard hours are necessary. You must help others to grow and in so doing you will grow and overcome obstacles.

Place your aim high and where you reach a certain level of success don’t rest on your laurels, but continue your climb. Don’t get in a rut. There will always be competition and through this you will be stimulated to greater efforts. If you are working for a company, learn all you can about the jobs ahead of you.
From my personal experience, the secret of success is WORK, WORK, WORK.
Money is a very important factor in your existence from the beginning to the end of your life. It is expecially important in later years when you can no longer get a job or begin a business of your own. It is a well known fact that men and women live longer when they know they have financial security. This takes a great burden off their minds. Their economic status determines where they live and how well they live.

The economic condition of this country is undergoing a marked change. The dollar today is worth about half of what it was worth a few years ago. The cost of living has almost doubled in the last few years. This causes older people who made plans several years ago to retire on a certain amount, to have to change their plans.
I write this for people of all ages who may someday expect to retire. Reports and statistics from the Department of Vital Statistics, Geriatrics, and some large insurance companies show that women have around ten years longer life expectancy than men.

Records reveal that one out of a hundred people sixty five or older, selected at random, only about ten percent are able to take care of themselves without the aid of relatives, their church, or the government.
Another ten percent have a fairly good living with the aid of pensions and social security. The other eighty percent have to depend on outside help. The standard living of this last eighty percent varies with the help that they can obtain. Many of this last group have only a bare existence and consist mainly of immigrants.

Experience is a great teacher. It is my opinion a young person should get all the experience that he can.

I believe that a person should live well, dress well, and have some fun in life. Don’t try to keep up with the Joneses.

We are fast becoming a welfare state. At first we pass into a socialized government. We are fast going down this road. Suddenly we will find ourselves being forced by political and police action of the government.
In looking back over this nations history, we can at once realize what made our country great. This is expecially true when we look at the early settlers on the eastern part of the United States, then later in the development of the of the western part of our country. The settlers had to contend with hostile Indians, outlaws, and the lack of water in many areas. These early settlers had to depend upon their own ingenuity and action. They had to use self reliance if they were to exist. The government was far away and communications and transportation was slow. They could not count on the government. They had to make their own laws. Today it is quite different. We are beginning to depend on the government for almost everything. We are expecting the government to take care of us from the cradle to the grave. It hasn’t been more than a generation ago when the greater number of families raised almost everything they needed. Of course, we cannot go back to times like that but we can plan our lives so the government won’t have to think for us.
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Here is another story about Abraham Lincoln past President of the United States

To a group of citizens who had called to urge
him to emancipate the slaves, the President said
it was impossible at that stage of the war, and
that proclaiming the Negroes free would not make
them free. By way of analogy, he asked his callers:
"How many legs will a sheep have if you call the
tail a leg?" "Five," was the reply. "You are mistaken,"
said Lincoln, "for calling a tail a leg don't make
it so."