09Aug09

"I painted something for last year's academy."
"Was it hung?"
"Yes, near the entrance where everybody could see it."
"Congratulations! What was it?"
"A board saying, 'Keep to the left.'"

1962, Marilyn Monroe dies.

1936, Jesse Owens wins fourth gold medal at Summer Olympics in Berlin.

1945, The United States drop the second atomic bomb on Nagasaki.

1957, Melanie Griffith is born.

1963, Whitney Houston is born.

Quote for the day:
The law says girls are minors until they're twenty one; but a lot of them are gold-diggers all of their lives.