13Oct08

Smith was sitting down to breakfast one morning when he was astounded to see in the paper an announcement of his own death.
He rang up his friend Jones at once. "Hello. Jones!" he said. "Have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?"
"Yes," replied Jones, "Where are you speaking from?"



The picture of a woman who knows is never so agreeable a companion as the picture of a woman one has never seen---George Moore